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Funny profile quotes sayings we experience some hilariously funny things in our day-to-day lives that would make us smile even in the dullest of moods. Did you come across any such situation lately?

Quote that, and watch it going viral in the online world. Life is an eternal journey to know oneself. And to put it in words, especially for the 'about' section on our networking profiles like on Facebook and Instagram, it's all the more difficult.

But, sometimes, quotes framed by others suit perfectly on us, our state of mind, and our lifestyle!

So, let's just say you've decided to go with something that is funny, something that has a cute factor, while it being witty at the same time. And of course, it perfectly describes you!

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Here is a collection of such cute and funny quotes and sayings. Read on, and opt for some to flaunt on your social networking profiles. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly. I can resist anything except temptation.

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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious. I am my own heroine.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Milne, Winnie The Pooh.

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Yes I am weird, weird is good. I am a queen because I know how to govern myself. I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. As a girl, I am this stupid, emotional, very loyal, sort of believe-in-values-and-principals sort of girl. Quoted by Anonymous Buddies.

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Have you seen a squirrel crossing the streets? Yeah right, my decision-making skills resemble it. I always keep my standards and my heels high. I am the peanut butter you've been craving for!

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