Pick Up Lines Jokes Insults. He's our list of some cheesy police and law enforcement pick up lines.
You are definitely on my most wanted list. Are you going to come quietly?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive. Are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got FINE written all over you. You want me to take you for a ride?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection. Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! Funny cop lines under arrest for not giving me your number.
I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints. Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.